If you don’t think about killing her once a day, she’s not the one.
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
If you like someone, tell them. Or just stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It’s whatevs.
in no particular order**
i just want sex and cuddles ok
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails