im doing my math hw
why does this have 200 notes
we’re proud of you
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
Dear every TV show,
I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over
I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child’s room as a science project he got a C on.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
- You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
- Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Friend2: "come back to bed"
- Friend3: *various sex noises*
- Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
- Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
- Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
- Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"